Wormhole image courtesy of io9.com
If you’ve ever applied to a job on the web, you’ve performed an act of faith and sent your resume and all of your personal information through to an unknown quantity in the hopes of getting contacted for an interview.
Yet after carefully filling out the forms, checking off the boxes, uploading your resume, cover letter, writing samples, and any other pertinent files, you hear nothing. You get no feedback. You have no idea whether a real human being has even seen your life’s work, or whether your application has been eliminated by an automated screening program. Weeks go by and zip. Nada. What the hell happened?
Perhaps you now realize that you’ve toyed with forces beyond the understanding of all but the most brilliant astrophysicists. You’ve danced with the mysterious, yet surprisingly common, cyberspace hazard knows as the Resume Black Hole. Who among us can hope to escape its gravitational pull?
Yet some of us do, or we make it through to the other side. So maybe it would be better to call it the Resume Wormhole.
Granted, what I know of wormholes comes from in-depth study of Star Trek: wormholes are tunnels in the fabric of space-time connecting two locations (potentially light years apart or in different universes) or times (past, present, or future) or combinations of both. Sometimes wormholes conveniently convey our heroes to the exact point in space-time at which their help is urgently needed. But wormholes don’t care much for the space-time continuum and the Enterprise does, on occasion, need to close one up to prevent the unraveling of the universe as we know it.
I wanted a more formal understanding of this phenomenon, so I turned to Wikipedia, the ultimate resource in the field of astrophysics. I found that there are different kinds of wormholes with different theoretical outcomes, but the general definition is:
…a compact region of spacetime whose boundary is topologically trivial but whose interior is not simply connected.
I posit that our online recruitment universe is infested with wormholes, and every single time you click the “submit” or “send” button at the end of the last screen of every job application you’re sending your resume blindly through a disconnected “region of spacetime.” And when you click that button or link, here’s what can happen:
- Oops, it’s a black hole after all: You’ve applied to an ad that goes nowhere. Your application is crushed among the mass of applications sitting in this gravitational sinkhole. You’ll never hear a word.
- Lost in the past: You’ve found a wormhole that connects to a role of the past. If you’re lucky enough to hear anything at all, you’ll get an automated message saying that the job is no longer available. But you’ll probably never hear a word.
- Lost in the future: Your application will be discovered at some unspecified time in the future. In one way you’re lucky because you will get feedback if you stumble across this wormhole. But you’ll get it months from now when it no longer matters.
- Random exit: Sometimes these wormholes are unstable and can deposit your application in all kinds of random places. In this case you’ve applied to a job and get contacted for a completely unrelated role. While you may get lucky, chances are that the unrelated role is for an unrelated applicant.
- Safe arrival: You’ve found the stable wormhole that connects you to the right person in the right place at the right time. Congratulations.
So what can you do to avoid the wormholes out there and get your resume into human hands and at least get some kind of feedback?
- Work the hell out of LinkedIn. Use LinkedIn to follow up on any applications you make anywhere online. Find contacts at target companies, follow those companies, do whatever it takes to find an ally on the inside (you can also read my post on this topic, 5 ways I’m working the hell out of LinkedIn)
- Network. Remember when you’d go out to events and exchange business cards, maybe even pitch yourself to a real person? Still effective.
- Use the phone. If you’re wondering where your resume is in the application process, do some research and find out who you can call in your target company. Rehearse the call ahead of time and be brief and polite. Above all remember that if your application is lost in a wormhole, you’ve got nothing to lose. You can’t hurt your chances by speaking to someone.
You may not get the job or even an interview, but at least you can find out where you stand. We can’t move forward if we don’t know where we are.